Quotes

just starting a little collection: 

 - Why don't you stop wearing that stupid man suit?! -
Frank


Susi (schaut mir beim Abwaschen zu): "Schatz, wenn du schon dabei bist unsere Beziehung zu zerstoeren, dann lass wenigstens den Wok ganz!"

me: "It's ridiculous, 99% of all men I know cheat on their girlfriends."
Aiko: "They can't help it, they're just that type of animal."

Melli (to Sarah): "Stell dir mal vor du kriegst 'n behindertes Kind. Was ja ziemlich wahrscheinlich is!"

me: "Do you think I would be bored if I wasn't crazy?"
Andrew: "Probably." 

- According to my research, Germany is naked country. -

Aiko

me, getting ready to leave the house: "Obviously I need pants."

Aiko: "I'm glad you realized that."

- It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport. -

Douglas Adams

- I live with two girls: one takes an hour in the bathroom [Markus], the other one is called Noelle. -

Karsten

- Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. -

Willy Wonka

- You love disaster. -

Aiko

- Ich bin nich sauer, ich bin einfach nur enttaeuscht von euch. - (fuer Insider)

- Pardon me for breathing. -

Marvin, manic-depressive robot

- Hur man än vänder sig har man rumpan bak. -

some Swedish person

- Vodka tonic, not so strong. -

Filippo, handing me a mix with about 80% Vodka during our night shift

- Once again, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's kinda starting to bum me out. -

Willy Wonka

- Jag äter aldrig soppa mer. -

den lille kasper

- O iettatore! -

 several people at random occasions in the corner of unconstructive criticism

- In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -

Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)